i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school
GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’
so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.
tumblrbot is my favorite
nervously talkin to someone really attractive like
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
He and I…neither one of us were ever needed by anyone before. That’s why…thank you, Lisa. I’m glad I met you.
'Smaku twego nie znam, choć tak często cię mam-! … Na końcu języka.
Ile cię trzeba dotknąć razy żeby się człowiek poparzył?
No ale tak, żeby już więcej ani razu-!
Żeby już więcej za nic!
Żeby już więcej nie miał odwagi…’
"can i borrow a pencil?"
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god