If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch
a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fucking love myself
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here
all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
we look ridiculous but we look ridiculous together: the au